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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
antiquechainsaw
hollowboobtheory

idc if you personally like spiders or reptiles but if someone posts a picture of their snake or tarantula and you reply with a picture of a gun you're a fucking asshole. that's their PET. imagine if you showed someone your cat and they yelled "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!111!"

hollowboobtheory

it’s also extremely normal to be scared of large dogs but if you went up to someone walking their great dane and told them point-blank to put that thing down you’d be correctly identified as a dick

hollowboobtheory

yes. even if you’re joking.

guard-en

also, gently adding to this:

Fear is okay. Most of the time it is out of your control.

BUT

Your reaction is within your control, and could be an understandable request to have visual or physical distance from whatever it is. Or it could be a dickish disconcertingly strange attempt at humor that makes people think you smell like untreated sewage.

Before you use fear to justify your reaction, use critical fucking thinking and maybe don’t make someone feel like they have to worry about their pet dying!

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